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This dress is very becoming on you..
If I were on you, I'd be coming too…

If you used this on me...

Date: 2002-10-12 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bagira.livejournal.com
...I would just write you off as a man of little sense and turn my back. And if I didn't--I would seriously advise you to stay away from a hoe like me. :) If you want something disgusting, at least be concise. For instance: "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

look

Date: 2002-10-12 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] signamax.livejournal.com
this is their humor, i was told... it is not mine... they like it - they get it...
i can care less...
personaly i don't have any pick-up line. i never did.

if you come across - i would say - go and feed
your husband ... he deserves it!!!:)

ps
but i still like english, this stupid line has its beauty..
we like when words and sound of our language flow in our lips. so do they.



Re: look

Date: 2002-10-12 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bagira.livejournal.com
Grrrr. My husband gets everything he deserves. Grrrrr. :)))) In addition, he would probably not appreciate being awoken at 1:28 in the morning and offered food...

look

Date: 2002-10-12 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] signamax.livejournal.com
i was married... since i am single, i don't flirt with married ladies...

but i am OK to be offered smth to eat now

привет бандерлогам...
акелла промахнулся

Re: look

Date: 2002-10-12 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bagira.livejournal.com
"Акела" пишется с одним "л". Я бы тебя с превеликим удовольствием покормила, вот только ты на другом конце континента. :( Сорри.

new wave pick up line

Date: 2002-10-12 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] signamax.livejournal.com
just got an unknown e-mail from the girl with the very rare russian name Alena from montreal...
кто-ведь дал...

a picture, and a line -

"что ты видишь в моих глазах?"

ну, а ты говоришь...

бред
зы
что это -
висит груша - нельзя скушать?

Re: new wave pick up line

Date: 2002-10-12 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bagira.livejournal.com
У меня в голове только "Груша (или как там) повесилась..."

Re: new wave pick up line

Date: 2002-10-12 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] signamax.livejournal.com
- висит груша - нельзя скушать?

это ЗАГАДКА...

Date: 2002-10-14 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mirajon.livejournal.com
Very educational... (Я имею в виду предыдущий тред) :)

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