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All we ever hear are Jewish jokes, so here are some Gentile jokes:
>
> A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine
> jacket. How much is it?"
> The salesman says, "It's $500."
> The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it."
>
> *******************
>
> Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says, "You own your
own
> business, don't you? How's it going?" The other Gentile says, "Just
> great! Thanks for asking!"
>
> ********************
>
> Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about
> children.
> Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction
worker!"
> Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!"
>
> *******************
>
> A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me
> for
> dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't
> make
> it." His mother says, "OK."
>
> ****************************
>
> A Gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant.
> The man says: "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife
will
> have the julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both have
coffee."
> The waiter says, "How would you like your steak and salad prepared?"
he
> man says,"I'd like the steak medium......the salad is fine as is."
The
> waiter says, " Thank you."
>
> *************************************************************
>
> A Gentile man calls his elderly mother.
> He asks, " Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?" She
says,
> "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for calling."